Sharing: Bogan Jokes

Bogan is a term that could just as easily be interchanged with redneck, hillbilly, westy, bevan, booner, chav or anyone uncultured, poor, rough and dumb. These are a bit mean but I grew up in a bogan area so I claim some right to use them.

Check out this site - www.bogan.com.au - to learn more.

Q. Two bogans jump off a cliff. Who wins?

A. Society.


Q. What does a bogan chick use as protection during sex?

A. Bus shelter.


Q. What do you call a 30 year old bogan girl?

A. Granny.


Q. Why did the bogan cross the road?

A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.


Q. What do you call a bogan girl in a white tracksuit?

A. The bride.


Q. What's the first question during a bogan quiz night?

A. What you looking at?


Q. Two bogans in a car without any music - who is driving?

A. The policeman.


Q. What's the difference between a bogan boy and a bogan girl?

A. The bogan girl has a higher sperm count.