Ok, seriously, WTF - The Human Centipede

Just watched a little bit of Charlie Brooker's You Have Been Watching that featured a clip from a 2009 (according to IMDB) or 2010 (according to Wikipedia) horror film called The Human Centipede.

I really want to see this now so I'm not going to look for a trailer or other info (even though a quick scan of Wikipedia has given away more of the plot than I already want to know) - suffice to say it's a story with a distinctly Cronenbergian vibe about a mad surgeon that creates what he calls a human centipede by sewing three people together mouth-to-anus.

That is a seriously screwed up idea - kudos to the creator.

All day long, Tory leader thinks about...

This has to be the best photo taken during a U.K election campaign ever.

Conservative Party leader David (call me Dave) Cameron with a giant thought bubble that continues the proud tradition of closeted Tory politicians

I just wish that they were still using their slogan from the last election - "Are you thinking what we're thinking?"

(Photo credit to Michael Schofield, original at http://ow.ly/i/1g5M/original )

Elegant in simplicity - Mister Nice Hands

Sometimes you stumble across something online that makes you extra glad to have the Internets.

Presenting, Mr Nice Hands
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