25.1.09

Learning about Poopsocking


I've been to LAN parties, I've seen (and smelt) things you wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. The tangy aroma of the sweat of 150 man-boys scoffing burger rings in a poorly ventilated room, warmed by the fires of uninterruptible power supplies.
 
In spite of this however, I never really thought that I would come across a piece of information that would dramatically shift my generally favourable view of gamers until I discovered the existence of a single word - poopsocking.

According to Urbandictionary.com, poopsocking is:

Defacating into a sock in order to avoid having to get up from your computer to use the toilet. Often utilized when playing online role playing games.
John was poopsocking all the way to level 60 this weekend.

I happened across this term in an article about gamers on techradar linking game playing to poor (off-line) relationships and higher levels of drug use. It just popped up in a subheading (Pot smoking and poop socking) and wasn't actually referred to but it was an odd enough term to merit further investigation.

After I finished laughing and wiped the tears from my eyes, I realised that for a term to have been coined for it, people must actually do this - and not just a few but enough that it isn't necessarily considered entirely freaky.

I remember a few years ago, back when Crown Casino in Melbourne opened and stories leaked out (sorry) about gamblers pissing under the poker/blackjack etc tables. Not surprisingly, being a bit of a hater of the casino at the time, I found this kind of hilarious. Sad and desparate but hilarious. Pissing under the table - gross as it is, pales in sadness to poop socking though because at least with the casino, these poor tragic gambling buggers are doing something that immediately affects their livelihood, rather than their e-peen

I thought this was the end of my morning's depravity lesson but the Internet had other plans.

I figured that a picture of a brown sock would be a nice illustration for this post, so I googled Brown Sock.

Guess what the top entry was - again, a listing from urbandictionary.com.

1. brown sock

This is an especially cruel prank to play on somebody. Though there are few documented instances of somebody performing a brown sock attack, it has happened. Party A defecates into a large sock, preferably a tube sock. After the sock is weighted down with the fecies inside, Party A ties a knot near the secrtion of the sock that is occupied by the fecies. At this point, Party A proceeds to spin the sock around (holding it by the clean side of course) and smacks Party B (who is most likely drunk and/or passed out) across the face.

Though this assault is rarely painful, the ego of Party B will be severely bruised by this most unsanitary of pranks.

Yeah so Bob was being a dick the other day so I decided to give him a brown sock. When he wasn't looking I loaded up one of his tube socks and cracked him across the face with it. Oh the hilarity that ensued.

2. Brown Sock

An action taken to increase body heat in which Party A inserts their entire foot into the anus of Party B up to the ankle.
It was a cold night in Denver, so I brown socked Jill.

WTF is wrong with you people?

21.1.09

Obama's inauguration speech

My fellow citizens:

I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank President Bush for his service to our nation, as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition.

Forty-four Americans have now taken the presidential oath. The words have been spoken during rising tides of prosperity and the still waters of peace. Yet, every so often, the oath is taken amidst gathering clouds and raging storms. At these moments, America has carried on not simply because of the skill or vision of those in high office, but because We the People have remained faithful to the ideals of our forbearers, and true to our founding documents.

So it has been. So it must be with this generation of Americans. That we are in the midst of crisis is now well understood. Our nation is at war, against a far-reaching network of violence and hatred. Our economy is badly weakened, a consequence of greed and irresponsibility on the part of some, but also our collective failure to make hard choices and prepare the nation for a new age. Homes have been lost; jobs shed; businesses shuttered. Our health care is too costly; our schools fail too many; and each day brings further evidence that the ways we use energy strengthen our adversaries and threaten our planet.

These are the indicators of crisis, subject to data and statistics. Less measurable but no less profound is a sapping of confidence across our land--a nagging fear that America's decline is inevitable, and that the next generation must lower its sights.

Today, I say to you that the challenges we face are real. They are serious and they are many. They will not be met easily or in a short span of time. But know this, America--they will be met.

On this day, we gather because we have chosen hope over fear, unity of purpose over conflict and discord.

On this day, we come to proclaim an end to the petty grievances and false promises, the recriminations and worn-out dogmas, that for far too long have strangled our politics.

We remain a young nation, but in the words of Scripture, the time has come to set aside childish things. The time has come to reaffirm our enduring spirit, to choose our better history, to carry forward that precious gift, that noble idea, passed on from generation to generation: the God-given promise that all are equal, all are free, and all deserve a chance to pursue their full measure of happiness.

In reaffirming the greatness of our nation, we understand that greatness is never a given. It must be earned. Our journey has never been one of shortcuts or settling for less. It has not been the path for the faint-hearted--for those who prefer leisure over work, or seek only the pleasures of riches and fame. Rather, it has been the risk-takers, the doers, the makers of things--some celebrated but more often men and women obscure in their labor, who have carried us up the long, rugged path towards prosperity and freedom.

For us, they packed up their few worldly possessions and traveled across oceans in search of a new life.

For us, they toiled in sweatshops and settled the West; endured the lash of the whip and plowed the hard earth.

For us, they fought and died, in places like Concord and Gettysburg; Normandy and Khe Sahn.

Time and again these men and women struggled and sacrificed and worked till their hands were raw so that we might live a better life. They saw America as bigger than the sum of our individual ambitions; greater than all the differences of birth or wealth or faction.

This is the journey we continue today. We remain the most prosperous, powerful nation on Earth. Our workers are no less productive than when this crisis began. Our minds are no less inventive, our goods and services no less needed than they were last week or last month or last year. Our capacity remains undiminished. But our time of standing pat, of protecting narrow interests and putting off unpleasant decisions--that time has surely passed. Starting today, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking America.

For everywhere we look, there is work to be done. The state of the economy calls for action, bold and swift, and we will act--not only to create new jobs, but to lay a new foundation for growth. We will build the roads and bridges, the electric grids and digital lines that feed our commerce and bind us together. We will restore science to its rightful place, and wield technology's wonders to raise health care's quality and lower its cost. We will harness the sun and the winds and the soil to fuel our cars and run our factories. And we will transform our schools and colleges and universities to meet the demands of a new age. All this we can do. All this we will do.

Now, there are some who question the scale of our ambitions--who suggest that our system cannot tolerate too many big plans. Their memories are short. For they have forgotten what this country has already done; what free men and women can achieve when imagination is joined to common purpose, and necessity to courage.

What the cynics fail to understand is that the ground has shifted beneath them--that the stale political arguments that have consumed us for so long no longer apply. The question we ask today is not whether our government is too big or too small, but whether it works--whether it helps families find jobs at a decent wage, care they can afford, a retirement that is dignified. Where the answer is yes, we intend to move forward. Where the answer is no, programs will end. And those of us who manage the public's dollars will be held to account--to spend wisely, reform bad habits, and do our business in the light of day--because only then can we restore the vital trust between a people and their government.

Nor is the question before us whether the market is a force for good or ill. Its power to generate wealth and expand freedom is unmatched, but this crisis has reminded us that without a watchful eye, the market can spin out of control--and that a nation cannot prosper long when it favors only the prosperous. The success of our economy has always depended not just on the size of our gross domestic product, but on the reach of our prosperity; on the ability to extend opportunity to every willing heart--not out of charity, but because it is the surest route to our common good. As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals. Our Founding Fathers, faced with perils we can scarcely imagine, drafted a charter to assure the rule of law and the rights of man, a charter expanded by the blood of generations. Those ideals still light the world, and we will not give them up for expedience sake. And so to all other peoples and governments who are watching today, from the grandest capitals to the small village where my father was born: Know that America is a friend of each nation and every man, woman, and child who seeks a future of peace and dignity, and that we are ready to lead once more.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with the sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

We are the keepers of this legacy. Guided by these principles once more, we can meet those new threats that demand even greater effort--even greater cooperation and understanding between nations. We will begin to responsibly leave Iraq to its people, and forge a hard-earned peace in Afghanistan. With old friends and former foes, we will work tirelessly to lessen the nuclear threat, and roll back the specter of a warming planet. We will not apologize for our way of life, nor will we waver in its defense, and for those who seek to advance their aims by inducing terror and slaughtering innocents, we say to you now that our spirit is stronger and cannot be broken; you cannot outlast us, and we will defeat you.

For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus--and non-believers. We are shaped by every language and culture, drawn from every end of this Earth; and because we have tasted the bitter swill of civil war and segregation, and emerged from that dark chapter stronger and more united, we cannot help but believe that the old hatreds shall someday pass; that the lines of tribe shall soon dissolve; that as the world grows smaller, our common humanity shall reveal itself; and that America must play its role in ushering in a new era of peace.

To the Muslim world, we seek a new way forward, based on mutual interest and mutual respect. To those leaders around the globe who seek to sow conflict, or blame their society's ills on the West--know that your people will judge you on what you can build, not what you destroy. To those who cling to power through corruption and deceit and the silencing of dissent, know that you are on the wrong side of history, but that we will extend a hand if you are willing to unclench your fist.

To the people of poor nations, we pledge to work alongside you to make your farms flourish and let clean waters flow; to nourish starved bodies and feed hungry minds. And to those nations like ours that enjoy relative plenty, we say we can no longer afford indifference to the suffering outside our borders; nor can we consume the world's resources without regard to effect. For the world has changed, and we must change with it.

As we consider the road that unfolds before us, we remember with humble gratitude those brave Americans who, at this very hour, patrol far-off deserts and distant mountains. They have something to tell us, just as the fallen heroes who lie in Arlington whisper through the ages. We honor them not only because they are guardians of our liberty, but because they embody the spirit of service; a willingness to find meaning in something greater than themselves. And yet, at this moment--a moment that will define a generation--it is precisely this spirit that must inhabit us all.

For as much as government can do and must do, it is ultimately the faith and determination of the American people upon which this nation relies. It is the kindness to take in a stranger when the levees break, the selflessness of workers who would rather cut their hours than see a friend lose their job which sees us through our darkest hours. It is the firefighter's courage to storm a stairway filled with smoke, but also a parent's willingness to nurture a child, that finally decides our fate.

Our challenges may be new. The instruments with which we meet them may be new. But those values upon which our success depends--honesty and hard work, courage and fair play, tolerance and curiosity, loyalty and patriotism--these things are old. These things are true. They have been the quiet force of progress throughout our history. What is demanded then is a return to these truths. What is required of us now is a new era of responsibility--a recognition, on the part of every American, that we have duties to ourselves, our nation, and the world, duties that we do not grudgingly accept but rather seize gladly, firm in the knowledge that there is nothing so satisfying to the spirit, so defining of our character, than giving our all to a difficult task.

This is the price and the promise of citizenship.

This is the source of our confidence--the knowledge that God calls on us to shape an uncertain destiny.

This is the meaning of our liberty and our creed--why men and women and children of every race and every faith can join in celebration across this magnificent mall, and why a man whose father less than 60 years ago might not have been served at a local restaurant can now stand before you to take a most sacred oath.

So let us mark this day with remembrance, of who we are and how far we have traveled. In the year of America's birth, in the coldest of months, a small band of patriots huddled by dying campfires on the shores of an icy river. The capital was abandoned. The enemy was advancing. The snow was stained with blood. At a moment when the outcome of our revolution was most in doubt, the father of our nation ordered these words be read to the people:

"Let it be told to [the] future world ... that in the depth of winter, when nothing but hope and virtue could survive ... that the city and the country, alarmed at one common danger, came forth to meet" it.

America: In the face of our common dangers, in this winter of our hardship, let us remember these timeless words. With hope and virtue, let us brave once more the icy currents, and endure what storms may come. Let it be said by our children's children that when we were tested, we refused to let this journey end, that we did not turn back nor did we falter; and with eyes fixed on the horizon and God's grace upon us, we carried forth that great gift of freedom and delivered it safely to future generations.

Thank you. God bless you. And may God bless the United States of America.

19.1.09

Making a weird return to Monday Sunset

This is a pretty eclectic mix, even by my standards. Obviously it's all gold, but it'll be interesting to hear how these babies play next to each other. 

Cherry Chapstick    Yo La Tengo    And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside-Out    6:12
Free Way    Beaches    Beaches    4:09
Take You Home    The Devastations    Coal    3:54
The Beach Party    Hot Chip    Coming On Strong    4:02
Television Addict    The Hellacopters    Covers    3:01
Ring Of Fire    Wall Of Voodoo    Covers    3:47
Target's Air Conditioner    Baterz    Out of Hell    3:48
Red Beans & Rice    Spearhead    Home    4:29
Da Funk    Daft Punk    Homework    5:30
Quick Way To Hell    The Fuelers    Hot Dang    3:43
Talking Lion Blues    C.W. Stoneking    Jungle Blues    4:34
New Day Of The Dead    Beasts Of Bourbon    Little Animals    5:18
Honeybear    Yeah Yeah Yeahs    Show Your Bones (Advance)    2:26
Fitzroy Strongman    Sodastream    Looks Like A Russian    4:11
Tell The Girls    The Sleepy Jackson    Lovers    4:14
Loser    Beck    Mellow Gold    3:56
Into Temptation    Jimmy Little    Messenger    4:49
How Do I Let A Good Man Down?    Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings    Naturally    3:03
Buckingham Green    Ween    The Mollusk    3:18
Sweet 16    Tex Perkins And His Ladyboyz    No 1's and No 2's    3:13
Revolution Get Down    The BellRays    The Red White & Black    2:41
Movin' On Up    Primal Scream    Screamadelica    3:51
How Does It Feel    The Zutons    Tired of Hangin' Around    3:49
Bohemian Like You    The Dandy Warhols    Thirteen Tales From Urban Bohemia    3:32
I Think I Smell A Rat    The White Stripes    White Blood Cells    2:04
Wannabe In L.A.    Eagles Of Death Metal    Heart On    2:16
Etwas Neues    The Bites    White lines and runways    2:55

14.1.09

Black Dynamite or Black Dynashite?



The Blaxploitation era of American cinema provided a lot of great entertainment in the 70s and deserves the respect it is given, not least for the awesome soundtracks that came out of it. (Shaft and Superfly to name but two)

Black Dynamite positions itself as a tribute to these films and (judging by the trailer at least) seems to have captured the colour and style of these films pretty well. I just hope that they don't overplay the "look at how retro we can be" gag. 

13.1.09

As if there weren't enough reasons already to hate TV Week

I can put up with the calvacade of mediocrity that gets launched into the Australian fame stratosphere by mouth-breathing teen mums with mobile phones and a copy of the Logies voting form but as I sit here today, TV Week has gone too far.

Waiting in line on a hot summer afternoon in the local supermarket to buy an over-priced pack of Frosty Fruits, what smacks me squarely in the peepers but this front page spoiler to the 2008 season finale cliff-hanger white water rafting accident?



Neighbours SHOCKS - Zeke Killed!

(Credit for leaving out the extra exclamation marks and the ZOMG!!! in fairness)

Well it's hardly a frakking shock now is it - it's on the front bloody page.

Sure, it's not the headline story but being the unashamed Neighbours afficionado that I am, this was pretty much the only thing I saw as I idly cast my eyes over the mag stand.

I'm the first to admit that the 08 cliffhanger, while maintaining the proud tradition of particularly low-rent stunt work that this show should be better known for, was lame even by Neighbours standards. And Zeke is perhaps the most irritatingly whiny, emo, season-7 Buffy-esque (without the awesome skillz) sookbag character but still, Jumpsuit and her equally bad-haired unborn baby was on one of those rafts and now I know that she's safe too.

Booooo TV Week.

22.12.08

Just Leap In - a DIY virtual space

Musical treats for monday

Faust 72    Dynastie Crisis    Ocean's Twelve    3:23
I'm Your Man    Nick Cave    Leonard Cohen: I'm Your Man    4:31
Jet Black River    Frank Black & The Catholics    Black Letter Days    1:51
Ziggy Stardust    David Bowie    Best Of David Bowie 69-74    3:17
That Was My Veil    PJ Harvey    The Peel Sessions (1991-2004)    3:07
Rendez-Vu    Basement Jaxx    Big Day Out 00 (Disc 1)    5:47
North by north    The Bats    Topless women talk about their lives     4:06
Black Sabotage (Beastie Boys vs. Led Zeppelin)    DJ Moule    Best of Bootie 2006    2:33
Girls On Film    Midnight Oil    Covers    3:27
Orange Crush    Editors    Q: Best Of 86/06    4:13
Defecate On My Face (Live)    TISM    Machines Against The Rage    4:52
Sorry    Sid'n'Susie (Matthew Sweet and Susanna Hoffs)    Under The Covers    2:37
Heavenly Bodies    Lush    Lovelife    2:59
Holiday In Spain    Machine Translations    Holiday In Spain    3:24
The day we lost Fitzroy    The Bites    White lines and runways    3:06
Sweet Dreams are Made of Seven Nation Army    DJ Poly    Best of Bootie 2007    3:51
Sugarman    Sixto Rodriguez    Come Get It I Got It    2:24
One Brother    Andrew W. K.    Close Calls With Brick Walls    2:25
Mexican Radio    Wall of Voodoo    Rage - More Of The Songs Most Chosen By Rage Guest Programmers (Disc 2)    3:57
S.L.H. (Sri Lanka High) (M.I.A. vs. The Ramones)    Jay-R    Best of Bootie 2005    4:28
The Passenger    Siouxsie & The Banshees    Covers    4:09
Wonderwall    Ryan Adams    Covers    4:09
Wannabe In L.A.    Eagles Of Death Metal    Heart On    2:16
I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow    The Soggy Bottom Boys    O Brother, Where Art Thou?    4:17
This Is Not The Way Home    The Cruel Sea    This Is Not The Way Home    4:07
Get It Together    The Go! Team    Thunder, Lightning, Strike    3:25
Disco Chicken    Justin Heazlewood    The Bedroom Philosopher - Living On The Edge Of My Bed    2:04
Fifteen    Baterz    Out of Hell    2:05

15.12.08

songs

Frolic    Mylo    Curb Your Enthusiasm    3:30
The Stranger    Alessandro Alessandroni    Curb Your Enthusiasm    2:22
Early In The Morning    C.W. Stoneking    Jungle Blues    3:36
Wannabe In L.A.    Eagles Of Death Metal    Heart On    2:16
Dark Eyes    Iron & Wine With Calexico    I'm Not There [Disc 1]    4:31
Free Way    Beaches    Beaches    4:09
Bigmouth Strikes Again    Placebo    Covers    3:50
(Dont Fear) The Reaper    The Mutton Birds    Covers    5:47
Our Sunshine    Ground Components    An Eye For A Brow. A Tooth For A Pick.    4:39
Cannonball    The Breeders    Last Splash    3:34
Brazil    Xavier Cugat & His Orchestra    Ritmo Cubano: Gold Collection (Disc 2)    2:30
Speedy Marie    Frank Black    Teenager Of The Year    3:34
Pretty    Reno    Thinking about the good times    3:16
Horse Pills    The Dandy Warhols    Thirteen Tales From Urban Bohemia    3:25
Ocean Of You    The Blackeyed Susans    Welcome Stranger    3:34
Havana Gang Brawl    The Zutons    Who Killed The...    4:30
Zoo Music Girl    The Birthday Party    Prayers On Fire    2:38
Summer 78 (With Claire Pichet)    Yann Tiersen    Good Bye Lenin!    3:55
Piazza, New York Catcher    Belle & Sebastian    Dear Catastrophe Waitress    3:04
Most Likely You Go Your Way And I'll Go Mine    Bob Dylan    Blonde On Blonde    3:24

Watching: the great Bush shoe throwing incident

8.12.08

Songs at Sunset

Battle of the planets    Cuban Boys    Single    2:51
Unkle Main Title Theme    Unkle    Psyence Fiction    3:25
Miserable Girl    Soulwax    Any Minute Now    3:41
Hoedown    Beaches    Beaches    2:51
Talking Lion Blues    C.W. Stoneking    Jungle Blues    4:34
La Patte    Saian Supa Crew    So Frenchy, So Chic (Disc 2)    3:10
You're just a baby    Belle and Sebastian    Tigermilk    3:42
Gigantic    Pixies    Death To The Pixies    3:08
That's How It Will Be    Lime Spiders    Headcleaner    2:31
I'm An Example    Slumber Party    Slumber Party    4:20
Medicine Man    Rebecca's Empire    Welcome    3:49
Modern Guilt    Beck    Modern Guilt    3:15
Dead Road 7    The Kills    No Wow    3:23
Open All Hours    The Blackeyed Susans    Shangri-La    4:47
Mr Moustache    Nirvana    Bleach    3:24
Mile End    Pulp    Trainspotting Soundtrack    4:30
True Tears Of Joy    Hunters & Collectors    Living In Large Rooms And Lounges (Disc 1)    4:13
One Robot    Rocket Science    Different Like You - Bonus EP - Live In London    3:44
Madagaskar-Roumania (Tu Jésty Fáta)    Gogol Bordello    East Infection    6:33
You Shook Me All Night Long [AC/DC]    Sea Stories    Used And Recovered By    3:21
Nightmares    Violent Femmes    3    3:33
Havana Gang Brawl    The Zutons    Who Killed The...    4:30
Inner City Pressure    Flight Of The Conchords    Flight Of The Conchords    3:27
Highway 61 Revisited    Karen O & The Million Dollar Bashers    I'm Not There [Disc 1]    3:59
Going Going Gone    Richard Hell & The Voidoids    Mojo: I Love NY Punk    2:31
I won't back down    Johnny Cash    American III : Solitary Man    2:09
Islands    Cat Power    The Greatest    1:44

10.11.08

Tunage

The Jean Genie    The Dandy Warhols    Plan A    2:14
Seven Nation Army (Harry Potter And George Bush's Severed Head Army Mix)    The Flaming Lips    LateNightTales: The Flaming Lips    2:49
Neon    The Knife    The Knife    4:08
Popcorn    Hot Butter    Single    2:33
Girl U Want    Zombie Ghost Train    Glad Rags & Body Bags    2:42
It's Alright!    2UP    Player's Club    3:53
Stutter    Elastica    Elastica    2:22
The Mercy Seat    Johnny Cash    American III: Solitary Man    4:35
The Good Son    Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds    Live Seeds    4:27
My My, Hey Hey (Out Of The Blue)    Neil Young    Rust Never Sleeps (Live)    3:48
Caribou    Pixies    Surfer Rosa & Come On Pilgrim    3:14
The Illustrated man    Konrad Lenz    Living with the spirits of the dead    3:58
Blade-running     Elf      Preview    4:13
Chom chom generator    Jack Planck    To hell with you, I'll make my own people    3:50
Why Won't You Give Me Your Love    The Zutons    Tired of Hangin' Around    3:22
Audrey's Dance    Angelo Badalamenti    Twin Peaks    5:18
Theme From Gbvg    GBVG    Whitey Trickstar    5:02
You Love It    Peaches    Impeach My Bush    3:00
Fitter Happier    Easy Star All Stars    Radiodread    2:20
So says I    The Shins    Chutes too narrow    2:49
Oh My    The Drones    Havilah    4:44
Puttin' On The Dog    Tom Waits    Orphans: Brawlers    3:39
Elevator Music    Beck    The Information    3:38
Kiss Kiss    Yeah Yeah Yeahs    Is Is (EP)    2:46

5.11.08

Still Barracking for Obama

 


Nice one America.

It only seems fitting to take a snapshot of the FoxNews website homepage at a point in history like this.

3.11.08

Songs

Dirty Water    Randall Blair And The Wedded Bliss    Tattoos And Taillights    4:46
Reindeer    The Knife    The Knife    7:11
I Take Time    The Knife    The Knife    3:05
Neon Flex    Bit By Bats    Go, Go, Go!    4:29
Rock And Roll    Led Zeppelin    Mothership    3:41
Sad Jexy    Dirty Three    Cinder    3:24
Half Right    Elliott Smith    New Moon    3:51
Just Like A Woman    Calexico & Charlotte Gainsbourg    I'm Not There [Disc 2]    4:16
Dark Eyes    Iron & Wine With Calexico    I'm Not There [Disc 1]    4:31
J'Te Jure    Mick est tout seul    So Frenchy So Chic: 2008    2:31
Sandman    Tex Perkins And His Ladyboyz    No 1's and No 2's    3:55
Business Time    Flight Of The Conchords    Flight Of The Conchords    4:05
Oh My    The Drones    Havilah    4:44
Now You Love Me    The Dandy Warhols    Earth To The Dandy Warhols    3:09
Sleep Forever    theredsunband    Peapod    2:16
Electioneering    Radiohead    Ok Computer    3:51
Love Will Tear Us Apart    Joy Division    24 Hour Party People    3:26
yes We Can Song    will i am and friends    Obama 08    4:20
This Land Is Your Land    Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings    Naturally    4:31
O Freedom    Billy Bragg    Mr. Love & Justice    4:05
Woman And Man    Ween    La Cucaracha    10:49
16 16 Piccola Radiolina    Manu Chao    La Radiolina    1:08
11 11 El Hoyo    Manu Chao    La Radiolina    3:23
You & Steve McQueen    The Audreys    Acoustic 3    3:42
Fuzzy    Grant Lee Buffalo    Fuzzy    4:59
Human Fly    Nouvelle Vague    Bande À Part    2:49
Myth Takes    !!!    Myth Takes    2:24

28.10.08

I can haz another 15 minutes of fame?

Movember is creeping up on us and this year I've found a new group of homeboys to share the joys of growing appalling facial hair for charity with. I've been getting into Screenplay, the games blog on The Age, recently and posting the odd comment or five on the discussion boards under my gamername, Singo the Dingo.

The good thing about this blog is that the author, Jason Hill, encourages readers to post their own stories.
So I figured I'd kill two birds with one stone and plug the Screenplay Movember team as well as briefly discuss the role of the moustache in gaming. You can check it out here - it begins under the Great Gaming Moustaches subheading. (Or, you know, you could just keep reading it here)

If you would like to sponsor me or join the team (men and women are welcome - women are free to not grow the mo : ), please click the link at the bottom.


Great gaming moustaches
Gamers measure the greatness of games using a complex personal algorithm that includes (among other things) shiny next-gen graphics, captivating stories, sheer fun-itude, massive explosions and characters with stonking great... guns.

Ultimately though, there is a single element in any game that will invariably tell you, at a glance, whether a game is worthy of your time and your hard-earned cash. Take a closer look at the main characters in the proven greats - it's been right under our noses all this time - it's the moustache.

In a list which has been shamelessly adapted from other time-killer lists on the Internetz, I present to you, the Great Moustaches of Gaming.

1. Mario (from Mario series)
2. Snake (from Metal Gear Solid)
3. Dr Robotnik (bad guy from Sonic)
4. Luigi (from Mario series)
5. Ocelot (from Metal Gear Solid)
6. Mike Haggar (from Final Fight)
7. Wario (from Mario series)
8. Dr. Wily (from MegaMan)
9. King of All Cosmos (from Katamari Damacy)
10. Dracula (from Castlevania)

Heroes all. (Even the villains, such is the power of the moustache). The great thing about gaming is that it gives us all an opportunity to be heroes and as this list should make eminently apparent, heroes have moustaches.

Ok, tortuous segue aside, a handful (so far) of Screen Players, led by Cannon and including myself, have signed up for Movember, a fundraising initiative for Men's Health that involves growing a Mo in November.


I think this is a great way for us to continue the work that Jason started with the 40 Hour Famine as well as a chance to have a bit of fun for a good cause. Please sign up and join the team or make a donation at http://au.movember.com/mospace/1434296

(By the way, women - or Mo' Sisters as they are known - are also warmly welcomed in the Movember fold)
- Singo the Dingo

27.10.08

The Soundtrack of my afternoon

Don't Explain    Paul Kelly    A-Z Downloads    3:06
The Minotaur    The Drones    Havilah    3:26
The songs that we sing    Charlotte Gainsbourg    So Frenchy So Chic: 2008    2:55
Sweet 16    Tex Perkins And His Ladyboyz    No 1's and No 2's    3:13
Master And Slave    Beasts Of Bourbon    Little Animals    4:51
Fashion Death Trends    Frausdots    Couture, Couture, Couture    2:51
(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction    Devo    Nouvelle Vague Presents New Wave [Disc 1]    2:38
99 Luftballons    Nena    GTA VC Wave 103    3:51
I Heard It Through The Grapevine    The Slits    Nouvelle Vague Presents New Wave [Disc 2]    3:50
Yoshimi battles the pink robots pt.1    The Flaming Lips    Yoshimi battles the pink robots    4:46
Give Me Some Mercy    Tom Woodward    32-20 Blues    5:58
Wicked And Weird    Buck 65    Talkin' Honky Blues    3:43
Myth Takes    !!!    Myth Takes    2:24
Sheela-Na-Gig    PJ Harvey    The Peel Sessions (1991-2004)    3:24
Dirty Water    Randall Blair And The Wedded Bliss    Tattoos And Taillights    4:46
King Kong    Tom Waits    Orphans: Bastards    5:30
Bird    The Knife    The Knife    4:34
Blue Balloon    Ween    La Cucaracha    3:51
Ice Girl    Emilie Simon    So Frenchy, So Chic (Disc 2)    3:26
Oxygène, Pt 4    Jean Michel Jarre    GTA IV The Journey    3:11
Antenna    Kraftwerk    Radioactivity    3:42
yes We Can Song    will i am and friends    Obama 08    4:20
Transmission    Joy Division    Permanent    3:34
Kingdom Of Doom    The Good, The Bad And The Queen    The Good, The Bad And The Queen    2:43
My Pal    God    Tales From The Australian Underground - Singles 1976-1989 (Disc 2)    3:21
19 19 Siberia    Manu Chao    La Radiolina    2:05
Those Little Things    Carla Bruni    Monsieur Gainsbourg Revisited    2:09
Acid Food    Mogwai    Mr. Beast    3:41
Fitter Happier    Easy Star All Stars    Radiodread    2:20
Mother Pinball    The BellRays    Raw Collection    2:17
Piazza, New York Catcher    Belle & Sebastian    Juno    3:02

12.10.08

Playing

Jump    Aztec Camera    J Files - Best covers of all time    5:29
Everybody's Gonna Be Happy    Queens Of The Stone Age    Songs For The Deaf     2:36
Electioneering    Easy Star All Stars    Radiodread    4:34
TZU Blues (Sweet Little Hoochie)    Tzu    Smiling At Strangers    4:31
Caribou    Pixies    Death To The Pixies    3:14
Twenty-Four Hours    Joy Division    Permanent    4:27
Murder City Nights    Radio Birdman    The Essential Radio Birdman (74-78)    2:24
One Step Ahead    Amiel    She Will Have Her Way    3:02
Got 2 Let U    The Knife    Deep Cuts    4:00
Someone I care about (Alternate Version)    The Modern Lovers    The Modern Lovers    2:59
The Man Comes Around (Early Take)    Johnny Cash    Unearthed - Redemption songs    3:50
The Letter    PJ Harvey    Uh Huh Her    3:23
We Call Upon The Author    Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds    Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!!    5:12
Machines Work    B(if)tek    2020    3:59
06 06 El Kitapena    Manu Chao    La Radiolina    1:55
Leaving You    Randall Blair And The Wedded Bliss    Tattoos And Taillights    4:34
Spanish Flea (long)    Simpsons, The    Single    2:07
Sorry    The Easybeats    Rage - The Songs Most Chosen By Rage Guest Programmers    2:34
Man Overboard    Deborah Conway & Wicked Beat Sound System    He died with a felafel in his hand - Soundtrack    6:12
Chinito Chinito    Ry Cooder    Chavez Ravine    4:53
Into Temptation    Jimmy Little    Messenger    4:49
Truth Doesn't Make a Noise    The White Stripes    De Stijl    3:15
Anything could happen    The Clean    Topless women talk about their lives     2:37
Bigmouth Strikes Again    The Smiths    Singles    3:14