Barracking: for Barack

Seven seasons of The West Wing (and a general interest in the world around us) have given me a strong interest in the American political system (imperial masters and all :) and so the current race is a particular treat.

On the Democratic side of the aisle (Bush is a Republican), we have a pearler of a contest between Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama to be the candidate for the Presidential election in November. (And given Bush's efforts to root the world over the last 8 years, the likelihood of a Democrat winning is pretty impressive).

As much as I thought Bill Clinton was a living legend, Hillary has impressed me a lot less in her time in the Senate and Barack Obama has consistently offered hope for a truly inspirational shift in power.

He seems smart, sincere, decent and determined to do the right thing, with an awareness of the fact that America (and the world) seriously needs a dramatic new approach to deal with the major problems of our day.

A bunch of musicians and other celebs put this song together recently, taken from the words of a speech Obama gave after the New Hampshire Primary earlier this year. It has choked me up almost every time I've listened to it.



(If you want to see the original, higher quality version, check out www.dipdive.com

I think this song has replaced Still Alive from Portal as my most awesome song of the year at the moment. It's so full of hope it's hard not to get carried away.

Watching: Hawaii chair informercial

I'm having trouble believing that the Hawaii Chair is real - or that you could possibly type or do anything while this baby is going.

Watching: Steve Jobs Stanford commencement speech

I found this quite moving - I like the guys attitude.

Missing: a day

Sorry - my head was pounding. (A bit better now though)

Enjoying: Netdisaster (on a rather childish level)

I came across this tool this morning and have been wiling away more time than I probably should but it's all a bit of fun.

It allows you to nominate a web URL and it then overlays a range of animations that virtually deface the site. I've particularly been enjoying playing with this pic of former Prime Minister Howard and Dubya.

Wishing I could see: David Mamet's November

David Mamet has been writing superbly sharp and smart plays,movies and tv shows for more than 30 years including The Verdict, the Pulitzer prize winning Glengarry Glen Ross (play and movie), Speed the plow, Ronin, State and Main, Wag the Dog and a whole bunch more.

Glengarry Glen Ross has always been a particular favourite for it's astounding timing and use of language (and particularly use of swearing) - there is no wasted talent in the film version of this either, every actor (Jack Lemmon, Al Pacino, Kevin Spacey, Ed Harris, Alan Arkin, Johnathon Pryce and Alec Baldwin) absolutely owning their scenes.





Anyway - I was going to talk about his new play - November. All I know is what I've read but what I've read looks good.

November takes aspects of the Bush Administration — a love of God, and suspicion of foreign nations and homosexuals — and created a farce in which the president's annual ritual of pardoning a Thanksgiving turkey is compromised by the threat of avian flu and a same-sex wedding in the White House.

This creates energetic and enjoyable comedy. There's also the hint of a large and serious charge underneath: Smith's attempt to remodel the entire Thanksgiving holiday (replacing turkey with another food) can be taken as a metaphor for what Bush's enemies see as a contempt for American history. But Mamet's main satirical point is the form he has chosen: his Bush-era play is a farce with a laughing stock at its heart.

Now sure, making jokes about Bush is like shooting oil in a barrel but given Mamet's extraordinary talents, I still think he'll be able to find 20 new ways of doing it.

Enjoying: Portal machinima

I've mentioned Portal a few times now here (well, it's awesome, what am I supposed to do) so I'll spare you a repeat performance of the gushing about the smart, darkly humourous writing and innovative gameplay - and the great closing song - and just show you this video I found the other day.

It's a tiny bit juvenile at some points but has some funny moments - it's a tale of a day at work for two of the robotic machine gun turrets.

Playing: Mass Attack

Mass Attack is a simple game sitting neatly in the casual games genre - games that anyone can just dip into for a quick 10 minutes of mental refreshment.

It's beautifully simple - you just click (and hold) on the other side of the scales to produce weights (balls) that balance out with those on the other side. As long as you can get them (you get 3 chances) within 3 units of each other (i.e virtually balanced), you can proceed.

Fun.

Winning: a shiny white PSP slim

Not a bad start to the day hey - the local game design school here in The Can' - the Academy of Interactive Entertainment - has an email newsletter that they put out and a few months ago they mentioned that if you go to their website and forward the email to other people (ok, it's like spam but - uh, not) then one lucky person could win a shiny shiny PSP.

And I'll be buttered and burnt on both sides if it wasn't me.

Yay.

It's an upgrade from the original model, sleeker and able to handle the upcoming Skype connectivity that is due to be released soon. Got it hooked up to our broadband testing account as well - so I can sit and my desk and - uh - access - uh - the internets. (Hmm, that's probably less beneficial than I thought :)

Their sponsors even threw in a couple of games, which was nice.

LOLing: Peter Russell Clark blooper swearing

G'day. My memories of Peter Russell Clark are of a slightly dorky, highly cheerful, slightly cheesy bloke who had these 5 minute filler mini-cooking shows on the ABC (the national broadcaster) in the 80s. He also did a range of ads on commercial telly for cheese, most famously including his catchphrase - where's the cheese?

Then he kind of just faded into obscurity - until (for me) yesterday, when I came across this awesome series of blooper clips from those ads and shows that demonstrate what a top bloke (crass, funny and seemingly genuinely decent) he really is.

Be mindful that there is a fair bit of swearing in here. (Click here to view video)



What really demonstrated his top-blokeness was a followup interview he did on JJJ a few days ago, where he's really not at all phased that the clips have made it online and manages to pull out a few more classic lines.

RePhotoshopping: someone's cool 500 image

Continuing the naughty party boy story, this image came through the email this morning - some nice work indeed. I had one small issue with it though - the original version had the guy with a Crown Lager tucked into his waistband when I felt that a Vodka Cruiser might be more appropriate.

So voila. Thanks to whoever did the original.

Being disturbed: by Derren Brown's Waking Dead

Derren Brown is an English hypnotist/magician/showman who has made a number of tv specials in the last few years that revolve around "magic" and trickery, with a heavy emphasis on messing with people's minds with suggestion and misdirection.

(Whether it's the audience or the people involved in the shows themselves that are messed with remains to be seen - although the showman aspect suggests that it's the former)

He achieved notoriety with a show he did in 2003 called Derren Brown plays Russian Roulette live, which was touted before broadcast as being the real deal but later revealed to be set up.

This video comes from a show that he did in 2005 and involves an apparent hypnotism exercise on a random man in a pub playing a zombie shoot-em-up games machine.



Debate rages as to how genuine this is - my personal feeling is that it's all a set up (as otherwise there are some massively unethical and possibly immoral activities going on here).

Some of the issues that raise immediate questions for me are:

• how could a games cabinet induce this kind of state?


• why would his friends act so blase?


• what if something went wrong - guy flips out - massive liability issues


• what about long term psych damage?


• how does Derren put the guy back to sleep in the game building?

There have certainly been a number of scientific studies done over the years that show that people can easily be convinced to do things that they wouldn't normally do by the presence of authority figures - the Milgram experiment in the 1960s in which volunteers were convinced to administer potentially deadly electric shocks on the orders of man in a lab coat - and so it's not out of the question that the "friends" may have been convinced on this basis.

If you accept the premise however that this was a completely unscripted event, there would have been no imperative whatsoever for the "friends" to have any concern other than for the wellbeing of their mate.

It's an interesting piece of video for discussing what's ethical and what's not in science/entertainment - but overall, just a little more disturbing that I like.

(I think the whole hidden-camera/reality/documentary feel of the thing added a lot to this and it would be interesting to go over the script for the voiceover and see what kinds of neuro-linguistic programming techniques might have been used on the viewer to create certain expectations.)

This video demonstrates the use of neuro-linguistic programming - interesting that it's an actor.

Photoshopping: the PM's sideburns

In the absence of real news, the Fairfax press have decided that a minor addition to our new Prime Minister's facial hair is worthy of a report.

As something of a sideys afficionado myself (and the occasional mo-grower), it seemed to me that perhaps he should be encouraged to go the whole hog.

After all, how cool would this be?



In other news, the naughty party boy now can't be named by the mainstream media as he's been charged with creating a public nuisance and the rather vindictive seeming charge of producing child pornography.

Not knowing the details of the case I obviously can't say for certain what this is all about but at a guess the police got very very snaky about the fact that he's been lapping up the media attention in the last few days and been generally unrepentant about the whole matter, making them look/feel a little silly/powerless. This kind of charge seems like the kind of thing that might come up if he was filming/photographing himself or any of his peers at the party getting saucy , presumably on his phone which I'm guessing would have been checked thoroughly when he went in to chat to the local law enforcement types yesterday.

I'd be surprised if the charge was allowed to make it all the way to court - it seems like something designed to give the kid a short sharp shock and a major scare, after all, having that kind of thing on your record could seriously screw up the rest of your life and even he would have to be aware enough to see that. It also seems like a calculated spin move to try to knock some of the boy's larrikin appeal off him. (Are we likely to see a Free [naughty party boy] campaign now?)

Of course I don't know the story but on first glance, it looks like a rather large and rather obvious overstepping of the mark from here.

Oooohing: the Macbook Air

I'm not really a laptop type person - the video and game building stuff that I like to do generally needs a little more grunt - but watching the guided tour video of the new Macbook Air, the teeny tiny Apple laptop which is 19mm at its thickest and 4mm at its thinnest, I must admit that I was struggling to find counter-arguments to the "I want" that was welling up within.

The small hard drive and the single USB port (not to mention the between $2400 and $4300 price tag) did the trick in the end - but still, that's one sexy machine.

Enjoying: the naughty party kids story

The story of a Narre Warren South teenager's party turned feral has been all over the news in recent days (presumably in the absence of anything more significant happening in this country) and I have to say, that I'm really enjoying the whole hullabaloo that has been kicked up.

It's your typical parents-away-invitation-posted-on-myspace-party-gone-wrong - with hundreds of loud drunken yoof turning up to a party and then turning on the police that are sent to disperse them when a neighbour complains. In this instance, police say that 500 drunken youth were in the street outside the house and threw bottles at the police car when they turned up.

The police in turn called in the dog squad and a helicopter to chase them away. (Not sure how the helicopter works in this instance).

Now the MSM (mainstream media) is all a flutter about the police commissioners statement that she thinks the boy who organised the party should have to pay the $20000 it cost to bring in the extra police (and at the price, presumably the cast of CSI).

The boy meanwhile - who seems every bit the young blonde tool loving his moment in the sun that a 16 y.o should - has been splashed all over the news for the last few days and - as is the way with the young folks, well schooled in the fine art of not-my-responsibility by the former Howard govt, doesn't see what the fuss is about.

He's also managed to come out with some pearler comments, which is why I think - meh, good on him.

When asked by the Nine Network what advice he had for other teenagers considering throwing a party while mum and dad are away, he said: "Get me to do it for you.

"Best party ever, that's what everyone's saying.''

But they (his parents) haven't had a chance to talk to their sociable son, who was still in his party clothes today - unzipped jacket, loud cap and big sun glasses.

"I haven't really talked to them because every time they try to call, I don't answer,'' Corey told Nine.

"They'll probably try to kill me.''

Corey told Nine he knew he had invited a lot of people but could not remember how the party started.

"I was just off my head,'' he said.

He refused to take responsibility for the damage.

"It was my party, but it could have been any random person walking down the street,'' he said.

I've also really enjoyed the footage taken by the tv networks trying to show the aftermath of the party - I saw the same shot of two half empty Vodka Cruiser bottles sitting in a garden bed replayed at least 3 times in one story, there was a tiny bit of broken glass on the road and that was the best they could do. I've seen worse in my backyard. Watch the ABC video here.



Actually, now that I think about it, you have 500 teenagers at a party with stuff being thrown at a cop car - are you really telling me there isn't a scrap of mobile phone video of this out there that someone hasn't wanted to sell? Now that's odd.

I also read somewhere online that the reason the party numbers swelled so much was that another large party was shut down shortly before in a neighbouring suburb. No mention of this in the msm.

All this said, I wouldn't be overly happy if this was going on outside my house but I have to give them points for being so delightfully obnoxiously young about it all.

Enjoying: Cat armour on the Internetz

The thing I like most about the web is that you are constantly finding things that you never would have thought of.

Like this cat (and mouse) armour by Canadian artist Jeff De Boer.



Check out the whole collection on his site here.

Wondering: Is good spelling just a form of social control?

Riding to work this morning past a government building known by some as Galactica, I noticed some graffiti on the side that said "gang-bang your colleages".

Now I charitably assumed that the graffitist was talking about a completely consensual act and was in fact being somehow intelligently subversive - you don't generally see the word "colleagues" in low-brow graffiti after all - and inwardly bemoaned the fact that this subversion was diminished by the fact that they had misspelled "colleagues"

Which started me thinking - sure, good spelling is a key component of communication and sharing ideas and information as it helps to avoid confusion over the intended word. But what if near enough is good enough?

It would be easy to introduce a slippery-slope argument here and ask where does it end (and this is something I don't have an answer for) but surely intent is sometimes just as important as correct use of language and grammatical structure? What are we losing out on by diminishing our view of someone's ideas because they missed a letter or two?

Is there, underlying all this, some unseen, unspoken pressure to conform? Maybe we need to have a fair degree of commonality to function better as a society but what if this stifles new ways of seeing things?

This lead on to thoughts about how people have been eternally complaining about the deterioration of language - the rise of text speak and leet-speak, Americanisation of vocabulary, the "verbing" of nouns and so on. Much of which suggests a natural evolution of language - partially emerging from the expansion of ideas that the cyber-sea of information has brought us, partially coming from a need to be seen to have new ideas and perhaps also consciously coming as a form of rebellion, a rejection of the forms that have come before. (Thinking particularly about leet-speak here I guess, with it's heavily keyboard oriented shifts and the substitution of numbers for letters and randomisation of capitals)

Is leet-speak freer or is it bound by the same rules and conformities - if you started bandying around terms like nube instead of newb or n00b, would you be ridiculed or rewarded?

Funny the way the mind wanders on a bike ride. (Personally I like good spelling but I can't help wonder if it's something I've been conditioned into)

Playing: songs for Lost Highway

Adelaide Paul Kelly A to Z master - A & B 3:53
True Believer Silver Ray This Is Silver Ray 8:14
Still Alive Portal The Orange Box 2:56
The Money Train Nick Cave & Warren Ellis The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford 2:38
The Shape Is In A Trance Thurston Moore Trees Outside The Academy 4:39
Fortune Teller Robert Plant & Alison Krauss Raising Sand 4:31
Gubu II Muyngarnbi Songs from Walking with spirits 2:37
Memory Lane Elliott Smith Acoustic 3 2:28
Pocket The Clouds Penny Century 2:21
Cormina The Devastations Coal 3:54
Hold on, hold on Neko Case Acoustic 3 2:41
Hotel California Gipsy Kings The Big Lebowski 5:47
Free You Art Of Fighting Runaways 4:27
I'll Fly Away Alison Krauss & Gillian Welch O Brother, Where Art Thou? 3:57
Stagger Lee Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds Murder Ballads 5:15
Unguarded Moment The Church El Momento Descuidado 3:35
Helpless k.d. lang Like A Hurricane: A Tribute to Neil Young [Uncut] 4:16
The Man Who Couldn't Cry Johnny Cash American Recordings 5:01
My Heart's Reflection Yo La Tengo Electr-O-Pura 6:01

Enjoying: You suck at Photoshop tutorial

This video offers a bittersweetly funny take on the usual online tutorials that are appearing all over the web.

What starts out as a straightforward enough seeming tute descends quickly into the sad revenge fantasies of a sad, cuckolded man.

Watching: Radiohead - Scotch Mist

Ok technically I don't have time to check it out right now but I like the fact that this exists at all.

Radiohead have put a full 52 minute video up on YouTube that they did for New Years Eve which features every song from their neato new album In Rainbows.